RP:]] St Luke's Reform School For Young Gentlemen

[[Haha, that also works! But whatttttt? *thinks*]]

[[HAD AN IDEA! Right, how about each male teacher takes a group of about ten boys and then talks to them about sex, all chatty like? We could have Jacoby as the head of his group so he picks the other 9 guys so it works out that he has Zacky, Matt, Tony, Brian and so on or something like that.]]

[[That's just crazy enough to work! And will be our biggest challenge yet. Keeping a number of different arcs on the go at once? Joy. Maybe throw Tuckers in there too, start the hints of his storyline with Corey.]]

[[OK! Would you like to do the honours?]]

THE NEXT DAY

I do not want to be here right now. I want to be back in bed with Coby, exchanging sexual favours. But no, I'm stuck in a class with him run by the teacher I had dirty dreams about a few nights ago. Dreams which are currently at the forefront of my mind because my wonderful boyfriend chose to remind me of them this morning. It's very uncomfortable and Corey hasn't even come in yet... to class! Come to class.

Oh God, this is so not going to go well, I can feel it in my boners.

"Y'know, we could still skip this." I whisper to Coby, "Go back to bed, sleep all day..."

I look over at him sitting at the two person table with me.

"And why would we do that? We can't miss this class, it is vital to your learning," I smirk, even though it is very true, it is vital for Brian to learn about his first time with me.

"Besides, I slept all night last night and I'm not at all tried. Why would I want to sleep some more, then I'd be over tired." I smile at him as sincerely as I can before move closer to him and resting my head on his shoulder.

He looks so evilly at me. I can't help but laugh at him, "Awww."

"I think I hate you."

I try not to look at him, trying to keep up my illusion of being pissed off with him but it's not working. I can't stay mad at him. Which is another reason I am mad at him in the first place.

I'm confusing myself now.

"What's so important about this lesson anyway?" I ask, "All morning it's been 'oh we can't miss this' or 'you'll thank me for making you go'."

I should probably stop mimicking him, once I start it's difficult to do anything else. It gets worse when I start rapping too. Poor boy, I'm so mean to him sometimes.

"OK, first off, I don't sound like that. I don't sound that gay," I smirk before sitting up a little in my seat and turning to sit facing him.

"But, you will thank me for making you come to this lesson. They are the best lessons ever, I mean, look at who's here with us, it's all our friends."

I say as I look around the class to all our friends who are all sitting pretty close behind us.

"Besides, you might learn a few useful tips from out teacher. Since he knows what you like," I grin hoping that didn't give the game away too much before I look back at the door to see if Corey is going to grace us with his presence at the perfect timing with a confused looking Brian.

Ah small sex ed lessons, my one pleasure left in life. Well my one fully clothed pleasure in life anyway. There are many others I could count but they all include nudity. I'm going to have to solve that problem.

I push open the large wooden door and walk into my classrooms.

"Good morning guys and gays." I drop my papers on the desk. There's nothing in there I actually need, it's all just for show. I find kids aren't as intimidated unless you've got a couple of thousand sheets of paper with big words written on them. Hence the reason I carry around loads of sheets of paper with things like 'unacceptable!' and 'indignant!' written in large font across the middle.

I look round the room to see who I've been lumbered with. Haha, I got the hot students. Brody's going to have lost all interest in her class already. Sat at the back, on his own at the moment is a kid I don't recognize, he must be the new student Her Royal Highness was talking about earlier. I'll have to make sure he's included... and that I can remember his name. I don't think "Hot Boy #10@ is going to cut it today.

I laugh as soon as Corey enters the classroom, well what do you know, the man has good timing as well. I look over to Brian who looks as if he is going to kill me, also crossed with completely embarrassed that Corey is taking out sex ed class but mostly the killing face.

"Corey, don't you think it'd be better and more... intimate if we were all sat around one table, together," I grin now looking at Corey looking for an answer rather than looking at Brian to see whether he is going to kill me even more than he already was.

I really am a bastard.

"You are a fucking sadist Jacoby." I hiss, kicking him under the table, "I don't love you anymore. I'm leaving you for Mick."

I want to look at Corey and beg him not to make us do this but I don't think I could look at Corey without my head literally bursting into flames. And that'll just draw even more attention to me. As if my threats and violence aren't already doing that enough for me.

I quirk an eyebrow at him. What is he up to? I'm assuming it has something to do with the furious tomato sat next to him who's trying subtly to kick the living shit out of his shins.

"You've got a point there, Shaddix." I say, smirking at him, "If everyone wants to gather round this big table here. We can all see each other better and I can all see you better."

That causes the tomato to go a sort of radishy colour. This is going to be fun.

"Fine, leave me for Mick then, I'm sure he'll love to break you in," I laugh before standing up from my chair and helping the rest of the guys make a square of tables in the middle of the room.

Most of the guys are now looking at Brian now, confused to what I did, apart from Tony, the only one of my friends I told about Brian's love from Corey. But only because it was bugging me a little, and he wanted to know why I wanted to make a little Corey voodoo doll.

I push my chair in between Tony's and Brian's and grin at Brian.

"Mick, would you take Brian if he left me for you?" I ask Mick as he takes a seat next to the new boy [who I learnt was called Matt and is actually a really nice kid] and stares daggers at Zacky whose on the other side of the table with Matt.

I tear my eyes away from Zacky long enough to form a witty response.

"Oh please, you couldn't handle me Brian." I say, smirking at him.

I still hate him with every fiber of my being. But I'm sticking to that old adage, keep your friends close, your enemies closer. Except I don't want him too close to me because I'd be likely to claw his eyes out.

"I mean, compared to me, Coby's a cocktail sausage."

Okay, maybe it wasn't as witty as I'd hoped but I've not slept much recently. Since Zacky tried to apologize, my brain's been all fucked up. I've had to deal with things that have hurt me and I don't like doing that. It's been playing havoc with my beauty sleep so I've been having to do damage control, all my time's gone on sorting out the way I look. I can't be cutting and sarcastic at the same time. I don't multi-task well.

There are sniggers from some people and defensive comments from others. I wonder if you'd get this in a regular school.

I raise my hands to call for silence, "Okay! This isn't about everyone's sexual prowess."

I take a seat at the head of the large table and smirk, "Besides those of you who've been involved in some of my detentions know that I beat all of you hands down."

There's a half choke, half whimper from one side of me and I don't even need to look to know who it was. I'm beginning to get an idea of what might be going on here. But I'm going to stay quiet. For now at least.

"Okay, I'm assuming you all know why we're here today." I look round the people in the circle/square hybrid creature. Most are grinning, some are looking completely clueless, "And for the rest of you, welcome to your introduction to safe and pleasurable gay sex."

Safe. Pleasureable. Gay. Sex?

I look across to Coby who's got a suddenly very irritating smirk on his face. I really do hate him now. And as soon as I can say that with conviction and find someone I love more I'm leaving him. Yep, no power on this Earth will make me stay. Not even the innocent charming smile which he's giving me... that's just turned me to jelly.

Damn.

I am trying to stop myself from falling into a fit of giggles, but Tony's not helping me out here one bit. He's too busy coughing as an aid to disguise what he's hinting to me.

I look over at Brian who is looking at me with wide eyes.

"You OK?" I ask him sweetly which earns a small snort from Tony. I can't help but smile at him.

I raise my eyebrow and look over at the teacher sitting at the end of the table. There is one thing that I learnt from the boys of this school, and they never call the teachers Sir or Ma'am.

"Erm, excuse me, erm..." I don't know his name so I try to get his attention by waving a little.

"Erm, do I have to learn this, because I'm well, I'm straight and... I don't think I'm going to be needing this part of the lesson. Do you have like, any sheets of straight sex I can fill in?"

And for some reason the guys around me are laughing at me and commenting on my choice of words. I can't help but blush and sink down in my seat a little with a small smile.

"Yeah..."

I look across at the new kid. Another straight one? I've seen what happens to the straight kids here. I can see living proof of it just opposite him. I choose not to point this out though, would probably freak him out too much right now.

"Sorry, kid, but these guys needed to learn about straight sex. You need to learn about the other side of it." I say, with a sympathetic smile, "New state law, supposed to cut down on homophobia or something."

I kinda feel sorry for him to be honest. He does look genuinely uncomfortable with this.

"Besides if Mick here ever loses his memory, you can refresh it for him. Verbally of course."

"Oooh, Oh...Kay," I smile at him, at least he didn't yell at me so I don't mind so much.

If this has being my last school and I asked something like that I would have being flamed by the teacher and the students.

I look around the group and they all seem to have even forgotten that I even asked about the straight sex. I smile at this before sinking back into my seat and waiting for this lesson to just pass.

It can't be that bad, can it?

I smile at him, hoping he doesn't feel too bad about this then get back to my lesson, pulling the prosthetic I brought with me out of the bag by the table.

"Okay, gentlemen and Mick."

I slam the fake penis down on the table, wincing as I do so, "Who can tell me what this is?"

Trust me to ask the most supid of all my questions first. After random cries of 'a tuna sandwich' and 'my best friend', I put a stop to the answering session.

"Okay, so we all know what it is." I say, rolling my eyes, "Trust you to answer my rhetorical questions. Okay, so let's just jump in at the deep end then, shall we? We all know how boys and girls have sex, I'm sure some of us have done it before."

Lesson number two, never bring up straight sex in a predominantly gay class.

"Alright, stop the gagging. Christ. Who can enlighten us on the way that we as gay or bi men use this fantastic organ?"

[[I have no idea what I'm doing here!!! LoL.]]

"A tuna sandwich? Seriously Tony," I laugh as Corey carries on talking, I look back at him as he asks a pretty open question.

"Ooooh, I have the answer Corey," I say as I hold my arm in the air like an over excitable five year old.

I have no idea what has come over me, it's probably because I have had so many of these lessons, I just never take them seriously anymore.

"We use it in a variety of ways. To fuck mostly, but in Mick's case, we use it to show off cum-shots," I laugh before looking at Mick and nodding, "Oooh, and to brag in the showers."

I laugh along with some other people, I'm about to turn to Tony to see what kinda faces he is pulling but Tony comes up to my ear and whispers something in my ear instead.

[[I know, me neither. But the tuna sandwich laugh made me LOL!]]

"Well you got one of the things I was getting at. Having sex." I say, trying not to look at the poor straight Matt, I don't want him to feel uncomfortable.

"Would anyone like to explain how we do that? Considering there's not obvious route." I say with a smirk.

I wonder who'll speak up on the topic this time. Everyone I've had in this class has had their own creative way of explaining this. I look across to Brian who's still blazing red. I didn't think it was possible for someone to be that embarassed all the time.

"Brian?" I say, waving the cock in his direction, "Would you like to enlighten us on this?"

I look at Corey with wide eyes before looking at Brian and biting into my lip.

Awww man, he's blushing so much, I feel a little bad for him. But he'll get over it, right? Brian's not one to let embarrassment completely get him down.

"I'm sure Brian would love to enlighten Corey of his dick," Tony jokes to me, in a rather loud whisper.

I look around at him and shake my head, I hope that Brian, or Corey heard that. I don't want Corey to know about Brian and I don't want Brian to know that I told Tony.

"Not smart, mmkay?" I say to Tony in a low whisper before looking back at Brian and grinning like nothings happened.

My hot music teacher is pointing a penis at my face. I never thought I would have to think something like that in my entire life. It's... I'm going to have nightmares ~~or good dreams~~ again.

"Uh... I... I haven't actually. I mean, I know we..." I tear my gaze away from his evil smirking face to look at the cock which isn't making this any easier. I'm about ready to explode in sheer frustration and embarassment and confusion right now.

"THE ASS!" I scream, it coming out way louder than I'd planned it too, "Um, I mean... we... well, yeah I think the ass pretty much covered it."

I look across to Coby, a nervous, uncomfortable smile on my face.

"Kill me." I mouth.

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